16
Dec
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
09
Nov
So I decided to go on a walk today, and I was hungry. So i put a left over egg roll in my pocket. I was happily nawing away at my cold egg roll and then this guy stopped me
guy: Hey girl
guy: Hey let me have some of your candy girl
me: It’s and egg roll
guy: come on’ let me have some candy
me: no really, it’s an egg roll.
guy: oh wow, your not kidding.. well … uhm….. have a good night!
I guess egg rolls are not sexy.
26
Sep
I will never forget Act mouth wash and how much of it they gave us at the red cross after hurricane Andrew.
Our house got picked up by all the wind and landed in millions of bits of ends and odds. We had to relocate. In my new school I met Andrew, and I liked him a lot. At my old school I had to ride a bus for a really long time, and I cried a lot, it’s all I remember. At my new school I was really good at duck duck goose. Our new house had a lot of roaches and a pool my dad wouldn’t let me go in.
My mom also bought me my first book, it was about dinosaurs in Spanish.
I clearly remember making fun of Andrew because his name blew away a lot of our city. It made him really upset, a lot of people did it. It must have really sucked to be him, I wonder if he remembers this..